1/21/10
Could It Be?
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Beer is proof god loves us and wants us to be happy. -Ben Franklin
Woke up this morning and I got myself a beer. -J.Morrison
If my mother was tied up and held ransom, I might think about making a light beer.-Greg Koch, CEO and co-founder of Stone Brewing
People who drink light beer don't like the taste of beer, they just like to pee a lot. -Anonymous
" Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
-Cliff Clavin explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm
3 comments:
That is some of the greatest news I've heard in quite some time!!
One has to love all the great beer available between Wisconsin and Minnesota. Absolutely fantastic.
We also make the trip over for DFH and Oskar Blues.
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